Did you hear the one about the atheist going out of business sale? Yep, big news, well, not really. Made page 97 of the ‘Scientific Journal and Gazette’ in column 4 middle of the page, in 2 short paragraphs in an article called: ‘The fall of atheism finally admitted.’ It’s been reported, that after the reading, the doctors of pretended intellect cannot stop crying.
Seems the hot shots of academia and science finally faced the music and presented the facts of life that for thousands of years the atheistic mind has been in an intellectual coma of brutal denial regarding the facts of scripture, history, logic, common sense, oxygen, hydrogen, ice, snow, frost, rain, the dirt, the seas, the heavens, blood, water, gold, coal, topaz, lapus lazuli, figs, cinnamon, birds, fish, wolves, lions, males, females, mothers, fathers, in short, life in general, and life in particular, all with remarkable precision and daily consistency demonstrating the futile impossibility of accidental serendipity called the unlikely big bang, a bang they say is now but a whimper, and these folks are selling all their books and pamphlets to be used for kindling fire starter, for the great circus of mental entertainment known as atheism has ended, as it cannot fill a stadium of 7 people.
Painful to read, but the honesty is appreciated. Is this really news? Nope. We have been telling the truth for thousands of years, but an apology to monkeys may be in order. Not only is the business of atheism closed, it has long been dead. Honest souls have always known this. After all, the God of scripture, arithmetic, and nature, are but One.
Smart though to announce the fictitious company closing on a page no one will see. Maybe there should have been an auction of all the paraphernalia, then again, who would purchase wet sawdust…