Fuzzy math and hammers

You know what cracks me up? The arrogant and heady self congratulating college grad who knows it all, thinking all his new superiors in the business field are idiots, yet, the first day on the job as a ‘superintendent’ of a demolition site, was sent on his maiden voyage picking up donuts (as all new hires are wont to do) and on the way back, to pick up a left-handed hammer at Home Depot.

The kid was gone for a week. No common sense I tell ya in the brains of the self-made intellectuals. Which reminds me.

Are you aware of they who KNOW how OLD the universe is by studying car parts from the earth? It’s 3.8 billion years old, it’s 14.6 billion years old.  It’s 109 billion, it’s 54 billion, or whatever. Well, I may be exaggerating as to the rusted fenders, but I am not ashamed to point out that these folks, like the hammer guy who is still looking, have not a drop of common sense between them.

It was the Creator who designed the day. He set the terms. He claimed the limits. He put the clock in motion. He built the hands needing no atheist hammer. He was the Master Architect of the week, having seven days. Heck, the godless Darwin wasn’t even in diapers when the heavens and the earth were in their planning stages.

Years reveal that ageless divine purpose if we would but pay attention. ‘The evening and the morning were the first day.’ Get that? The first. The primary. The magnum opus of the week. The beginning of life’s symphony as to time, courtesy of no serendipitous or unorchestrated accident, but with intentional, purposeful, and ordered design.

The beginning of our math so to speak. And get this. This day, this 24 hr. period of time, was made before the sun graduated and had its degrees, and this ‘day’ was made before Timex, Longine, or even the Swiss experts were a spark in the jewelers eye.

So don’t come crying to me boasting about your superior mental status as you claim ‘timing and dating rights’ as to the ‘age’ of creation. Please. It is quite embarrassing to common sense. To the unbeliever, infidel, atheist, or anybody else who tries to ‘date’ life, I say lay aside your endless search for the left-handed hammer, as your search for truth is futile apart from the Creator, and to the believer who agrees with such thoughtless ideas, just ask yourself why you have so much in common with ‘atheist math,’ as these truths never add up.

You may as well try to date a water drop from the Atlantic. Yeah, there is a good one. How old is the water of the high seas? Don’t even try to guess.

It is not humility to agree with the godless, and rest assured, if the fool is wrong about the obvious existence of the Creator, how in God’s good name on God’s good earth, can he be trusted with anything else of value? ANYBODY who dogmatically asserts his so-called knowledge of the AGE of the universe is lying to himself. ‘Where were you when I stretched out the heavens?” so to speak is the correct question, and the answer shuts the mouths of every human being.

The answer is not found in fossils, rocks, landfills, the ocean’s floor, the mouths of carp, the stomachs of lions, or in the brains of DeGrasse. Nope. When you can instruct an eagle how to fly, then you are close to understanding the age of the universe. You make yourself appear too large with such foolishness, and you put God in a small box, under your thumb even.

If time is measured by seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years, how pray tell you godless owner of all intellect, how can you honestly measure time BEFORE there were seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years? You can’t, therefore your guesswork is pitifully glorified that it might stack another gem on your self-made crown.

So some men are discussing the same questions men have in all ages, and God interrupts: ‘Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?’ Ouch. Darkened counsel with words without knowledge. 13 billion years? Darkened counsel. 900 billion years? Words without knowledge.

God then says:  Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.  Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding?

I’m thinking a big heavy silence here, wrapped in intellectual embarrassment. Fuzzy math ain’t worth crap when faced with Truth Himself. We ignore the 99 per cent what is obvious, and focus on the one per cent which is ambiguous and call ourselves wise. Yeah, ok, but remember, it was Mr. Timex who stole his idea for the wristwatch from those idiot cave men who invented the sun dial, who kept perfect time. Then again, maybe they were not idiot cavemen, and people who laughed at others who would believe in a left-handed hammer.


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15 Responses to Fuzzy math and hammers

  1. Good job ColorStorm. We must point out the obvious like you put it. How can someone be trusted who denies the existence of an obvious creator.

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  2. Ha! Love that left handed hammer! Hubby doesn’t even trust those superintendents to get the donuts right, so the building supply place actually just sends him a text when they come in the morning. They have donuts and coffee waiting for all the contractors. Very cute.

    Actual science, the real kind, is just fascinated with “time,” having no hubris about the precise age of anything. We can’t even measure a minute properly on account of the fact that the Earth actually speeds up and slows down. Don’t even get me started about the Hebrew calendar, and the Lunar calendar, the Western calendar and our need for leap year adjustments. You want to really get accurate, just go with, “The Year of our Lord…”


    • ColorStorm says:

      Ha, good stuff. A man’s man that fella of yours.

      But time, that elusive thing which screams eternity, get so tired of all the so called experts.

      Remember Sagan with his ‘bihyuns and bihyuns’ of years. Not so bad that he was thinking about such things, but that he claimed ‘precise knowledge.’

      Reminds me of zande of atheist fame, with his similar ‘the universe is blah blah blah’ years old. ‘And this we know……….’ more blah,

      Yeah, ok, coming from one who does not give the Creator the courtesy of engineering His own creation. Again, nauseating.

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  3. KIA says:

    First week in the helicopter battalion in the army and my sargent told me to go to the shop and pick up 3ft of Flight Line and 5 gallons of Rotor Wash.
    Wow… was I green and embarrassed when I asked the supply clerk for what I was sent for.


    • ColorStorm says:

      What lesson did u learn?


      • KIA says:

        Don’t trust people all the time. Hucksters who should be helping you learn the ropes will take advantage Everytime. Find out and learn for yourself.


        • ColorStorm says:

          That’s an expected answer from u. Mike.

          I thought it was much easier. Don’t think too much of yourself. Take time to laff.

          I guess u missed the main point about the alleged knowitalls. The kid has a dozen degrees and not an ounce of common sense.

          Apparently his ‘finding out for himself’ was a sham. And don’t u dare equate godlessness with ‘finding out.’

          Your atheist friends are all the proof I need.


        • KIA says:

          Gee. I thought I was just answering your post with a funny anecdote from my own personal history. Now who’s taking things too seriously?

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        • ColorStorm says:

          It didn’t sound like you took it too well, that’s all, so I anticipated where the conversation usually goes.

          Still, the kid and the hammer…………….


  4. Tricia says:

    Well as left handed person I for one would probably fall for the left handed hammer bit! 😉

    Good stuff as always CS. The truth is there for those that will put aside their pride to see and believe.

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  5. Wally Fry says:

    Having been the “victim,” of a snipe hunt as we used to do to torment the less mentally endowed(as I was at the time LOL) I can totally relate. Fortunately, some of us choose to grow up and get some sense. Others, sadly, choose to regress and grow denser at the years go by.

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    • ColorStorm says:

      It’s good to laugh at such things W, but the poor kid looking for the hammer was truly lost as fog.

      Point being of course, the godless grope in the dark swearing they see. Hilarious really.


      • Wally Fry says:

        Sort of reminds me of the men of the city of Sodom, struck blind, yet still trying to reach their evil goals. You would have thought they might have wondered..”Hey, why am I suddenly blind?” Had they considered that question, things might have ended differently for them. Not a lot has changed I suppose. Blind men still grope frantically to attain their evil, never thinking about what they can’t see.

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